He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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