So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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