11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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