im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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