My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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