omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Randomize
