All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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