she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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