You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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