i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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