"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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