Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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