so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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