thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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