But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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