I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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