Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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