I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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