he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
