so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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