Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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