Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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