i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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