This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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