so that wasnt chicken after all
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
