We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
