She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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