going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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