is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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