I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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