Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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