Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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