you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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