I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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