Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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