Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
do nipples grow back?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
