i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so let's talk penis.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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