Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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