My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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