so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Randomize
