are you still at the devil's house?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
