everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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