What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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