Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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