Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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