and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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