Whats the count minus fat chicks?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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