I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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