if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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