brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm both gender and math confused
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